Doubt It

I need Ursula von der Leyen
to announce a death sentence to me
thanks to her I'm feeling fine
heaven knows how it can be

I need Pistorius
to ruin Moscow and Kazan
the tomohawk is flying in
the war is bound to begin

EUROPE WILL REARM
TO KILL ALL THE RUSSIANS
BUT WILL IT GET AWAY UNHARMED?
I WOULD RATHER DOUBT IT

I need comrade Merz
komm doch mein Schatz mein Herz
Hitler is now alive
the most precious legacy we have

I need Genossin Merkel
to fool me right away
I'll be her full time Ferkel
forever starting today