2 Ironical in one line. As regards the wiseacres

Desires do not allow us to correct.

There would be the force, and smart individuals can be attracted forcibly.

Painful mental anguish is still inferior to the experiences when restraining diarrhea in the presence of guests.

Reasonable people buy kvass, understanding only one thing: kvass is cheaper and healthier than beer.

Principles in politics play a role, but lose.

The curves of the Earth have always confused the flat and sanctimonious mind, forcing it to support the idiotic flat Earth theory.

The case differs from a randomness in the fact that for him it is possible to create conditions.