20 The laconic-ironic passages

Why is it that we never have enough of everything?
Because there is always too much of everything around us.

What should everyone do first of all?
Be born successfully.

Where did we come from anyway?
The fact of the matter is that - from nowhere, which is definitely not here.

Is there life on other planets? They are all silent.
There is! And much pleasant than ours. That's therefore they are silent.

How to increase own IQ (intelligence quotient)?
No way, if you are stupid! And if you are smart, then again, no way, because IQ only decreases with age.